After years of wondering what an internet was and trying to buy one at LiDL, the sharp-minded team at the Screaming Blue Murder Research & Development Labs in Ashby-de-la-Zouch have finally pulled up their socks and entered the 20th Century. The result of their enormous efforts are presented here in this rather child-like website.

Due to being programmed entirely in BASIC on a ZX Spectrum, this website might prove to be slow and very clunky. The Management are aware of these problems and would like to assure you, #username#, that the SBMR&D team are working both night and day to upgrade and improve all aspects of this site. In the meantime, we ask you to take your time and enjoy everything an 'O' level in Computer Science has to offer.

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Screaming Blue Murder Comedy have been promoting stand-up comedy in the UK since 1988. Stars who started their careers with SBM include Eddie Izzard, Frank Skinner, Alan Davies, Lee Hurst, and Mark Lamarr, all of whom were resident compares at one time or another. Along the way we have also welcomed Emo Phillips, Dennis Leary, Jack Dee, Bill Bailey, Lee Evans, Phill Jupitus, Dylan Moran, Stephen Merchant, Jimmy Carr, and many more.